While I was hard at work today, one of Samantha's friends came over and began messing around with our grapefruit, doing an amazingly realistic portrait of Susie and Frank, the grapefruit people.
When I get my hands on her, I'm going to make her eat this toxic permanent marker grapefruit myself.
By the way, I think it's great that Brittney Spears shaved her head. Really! It's hair, people. It'll grow back. To be honest with you, I really don't care if she gets a tattoo of Susie the grapefruit on her ass.
I don't care what she does with her own body, I do, however care that the news media won't stop shoving it down our throats repeatedly in a single 30 minute broadcast. And don't even get me started on Anna Nicole.
Some days, I can't tell if I'm watching the local news or E! TV. They're both starting to merge as one.
I agree! I am so sick of both of them that I don't even watch the news if I can help it. If I AM watching, and something about one of them or Lindsay Lohan comes on, I click off the TV so quickly your head would swim.
Posted by: kenju | February 19, 2007 at 10:46 PM
I agree! I am so sick of both of them that I don't even watch the news if I can help it. If I AM watching, and something about one of them or Lindsay Lohan comes on, I click off the TV so quickly your head would swim.
Posted by: kenju | February 19, 2007 at 10:47 PM
But Britney is a girl in trouble! Come on! It's NEWS! Not like that silly war...
Posted by: InterstellarLass | February 19, 2007 at 10:53 PM
I almost get that there's an appetite for Britney info, so the media is servicing the demand. But Anna Nicole? The only "celebrity" less deserving of coverage is Paris Hilton.
That said, I'm pretty sure I'm the daddy of Anna Nicole's baby. Oh, sure, I had a vasectomy 25 years ago. But for hundreds of millions of dollars, maybe one slipped past the goalie, is all I'm sayin'.
Posted by: Nils Ling | February 20, 2007 at 07:56 AM
I can't stand the coverage that psuedo celebrities get on the local news. Drives me crazy.
Regarding Nils comment, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: William | February 20, 2007 at 08:24 AM
I love your tattoo'd fruit.
SO done with the Brittney and the Anna...
Posted by: CircusKelli | February 20, 2007 at 12:56 PM
So far, the grapefruit have contributed more to society than those two ever did.
Posted by: FloridaCracker | February 20, 2007 at 01:45 PM
That is one reason I do not watch the news. too much celebrity crap. the rest of it is too depressing. I still read the news, but I can select what I want to read.
I am now going to go paint my grapefruit.
Posted by: mom | February 20, 2007 at 02:35 PM
FC, that's for sure.
Posted by: Laura | February 20, 2007 at 03:23 PM
I can't understand the current hype about Britt's head. Who cares if she shaved it? who cares if she just went into rehab? - good, glad she did, hope it works - move on. Anna Nicole, will she ever rest in peace?
the news - is this the place for it? no,no,no,no.
Posted by: lisavc | February 21, 2007 at 10:53 PM
Preach it sister! I so agree with you.
Posted by: Deana | February 26, 2007 at 08:54 AM
I agree that the news should be focusing on things of consequence. I keep up with the celebrity gossip b/c it's easy entertainment, but when I want the news I do not want to hear about which starlet is wearing panties or who's sleeping with who.
Posted by: buttercup | February 26, 2007 at 11:28 AM